Bird

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence, my friends call it.

~ Edgar Allan Poe

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When I unwrapped her gift, I joked, "So you gave me the bird." I paused, then added, "Seriously. Where is the rest of my gift??"

Lenore scowled and said, "This is it and nothing more." 

That made me laugh so hard hat I tooted. I said, "'Tis the wind and nothing more."