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A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
~ Franklin Jones

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I've never had need to purchase any hogans though "hogan" sounds like a kind of boot that I might like. I think you'd wear them on a toboggan. But maybe it's just because they both end in "gan." 

(pause)

In fact, I'm almost completely sure that's why I think that. Because I think you might also wear that kind of boot to engage in shenanigans or to harvest an organ.

And what kind of boot is made for all three of those things?