Chicken

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.

~ E. B. White

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Roy: Bernice, what are you doing?

Bernice: I've decided to be a "trash chicken."

Roy: Why?

Bernice: Well, if a raccoon can be a "trash panda" then I can be a "trash chicken."

Roy: But "trash panda" is funny because while a raccoon isn't a panda it sort of looks like one and it eats trash.

Bernice: Well, I sort of look like a chicken and --

Roy: I know, but --

Bernice: -- and I eat trash. Stop crushing my dreams.

Roy: Stop crushing that --

Bernice: McNuggets box. I have part of a McNuggets box.

Roy: Oh, Bernice...

Bernice: Stop crushing my dreams.