Farming

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: 

lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.

~ Bill Bryson

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Wow. That is one of the wrongest things I've ever heard. Other things that can kill farmers: bears, rolling downhill into a dell and smacking up against a tree, if his dog BINGO gets rabies and bites the farmer, getting fed cyanide brownies by Mrs. Farmer because she's had enough of the farmer's B.S., being buried alive with B.S., a tornado, a flood. 

I could go on, but I won't. I like a lot of farmers.