Toilets

You spend your whole life trying to get known and then you spend the rest of it hiding in the toilet. 

~ Bob Fosse

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I think a good thing to do for your partner on your anniversary is to clean the toilet. It's kind of a symbolic apology for all the shit you did in the previous year. 

Why, yes, I AM working on a relationship guide. 

Why, no, I do NOT yet have a contract for that book.

Why do you ask?