Tire

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

~ Roy Orbison

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I was telling someone the other day, that I was frustrated. In fact, I think I used the word "infuriated." I was angrier than I have been in a long time. I went on to share the following:

"I know that in a past life, I was someone who would slash the tires of my enemies. When I get as angry as I am today, that is what I want to do. It's the first thing that comes to mind, in fact. I know it will inconvenience my enemy and it will be therapeutic for me in the moment."

Having said that, I don't slash tires in this lifetime.

(pause)

I make you no guarantees about the lifetimes after this one.