Life is a daily cleansing. Negativity must be washed away if you wish to attract positive experiences in your life.
~ Leon Brown
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(Silence violently disrupted by Leslie's stomach)
Me: It sounds like the alien monster is going to pop out of your stomach.
Leslie: That would be be gross.
Me: Yes, it would.
Leslie: You'd have to clean it up.
Me: No, I wouldn't. I'd have to clean myself up because I'd shit my pants.
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