Pittsburgh

Pittsburgh entered the core of my heart when I was a boy and cannot be torn out.

~ Andrew Carnegie

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Me: (upon arriving in Pittsburgh) Dang it! We missed Picklesburgh!!

Leslie: OH MY GOD. You have NO IDEA what Picklesburgh is like! You know how much I LOVE pickles, and if I'm going to avoid it, you know it's a nightmare!

This is very similar to what my dad used to say to me when I said I wanted to go somewhere. He'd always say, "I've been there. You wouldn't like it."

People, I MIGHT like it. 

(pause)

Probably not if it's really crowded, though.