Talent

If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke.

~ Brendan Francis

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I believe everyone has a talent. Unfortunately, some people's talents include:

* Being a idiot

* Singing that high screeching part of the song "Loving You" by Minnie Ripperton

* Making tuna casserole

* Being loud

* Wrapping everything in your office in aluminum foil

Fortunately, the people who are good at that last item, also leave small dog treats behind as clues as to who might have done such a thing. And when they do, you can exercise your talent at getting revenge!