Goat

(photo by Elizabeth Fowler)

Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

~ Julia Roberts

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I think that if you are ever playing with matches in a barn and a goat kicks you and it starts a fire, but then the goat drags you out to safety, you should blame the goat. You should also credit the goat for saving you. You should call it an escapegoat.

PS #1: Yes, I know that was a long way to go for "escapegoat."

PS #2: I also know that above is a picture of a horse and not a goat. I couldn't find a goat picture, so I used this one of a horse instead.