Bacon

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

~ Doug Larson

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I do not know anything about candidate Bacon. I don't know his party affiliation, his stand on issues, his personal history. Nothing. But it seems to me that someone named Bacon running for a political office in Iowa is a shoe-in.

In fact, I have a feeling some people I know who have moved out of Iowa (Chatriand, Amy, Marshall, Joe, Tiffany, Brad, — and I'll add Liz & Josh even though they're still IN Iowa, since they had bacon to dip in the chocolate fountain at their wedding & Aja who has a passion for bacon) may choose to register in-state just so they can say, "I voted YES for BACON."

If any of you listed don't like bacon, let me know and I'll edit this post and also try to figure out what's wrong with you.