Open

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'

~ Steven Wright

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Chris hates this store. I'm not sure if the actual name is "Almost Always Open" or if it's just "Conoco." Regardless, I like it a lot. I feel like it's very honest. Even if the place was ALWAYS open, there could be a disaster or something and it might have to close.

Would someone sue over that? I doubt it, but we are part of a pretty litigious society, so I say better safe than sorry.