Marriage

All marriages are mixed marriages.

~ Chantal Saperstein

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Maddie: Mom has no say in who I marry!

Michelle: Oooooooh.

Maddie: Just kidding.

Elizabeth: If you're under 18 you have to get mom to sign off on it.

Chris: Thank you, Elizabeth. (pause) I don't know how you know that.

Maddie: I don't either. I've never heard that before.

Elizabeth: Series of Unfortunate Events. Books teach you things!