Birthdays

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.

~ Margaret Fuller

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At one point I was pretty sure I would become a world-famous greeting card writer. More famous than all the other greeting card writers. Here is an example of one of the many amazing cards I developed:

FRONT:

I'll still love you when you're old and bald and toothless and shriveled up.

INSIDE:

I just won't look at you as much.

Stupid greeting card companies. Missed out on a goldmine right here.