I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks.
~ Jack Handey
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The other day we went to the grocery store. Cereal was on sale. I forget which kind. Anyway, Chris picked up a couple of boxes. I either wandered off or got distracted by something shiny. When we walked out without cereal, I asked Chris why she didn't get any. She said, "The sale was only on 2 ounce boxes."
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