Initial

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, 

but then I realized I had no character.

~ Charles Barkley

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I know I have the same initials as "Major League Baseball."  What I didn't realize until recently is that my friend Ann has the same initials as "America's Got Talent!"

I'll let you decide which is the national pastime.

It's baseball.  Baseball is better.