Messages

Honestly, if everyone like what you say, something is wrong with your message.

~ Ashley Ormon

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A good day is when I have only two (or fewer) messages in my inbox. A GREAT day is when I have five messages in my inbox, but three of them are marked, "Notes to self."

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Yes, that has really happened to me.

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Yes, more than once... or twice...