Mirth

I never get any protests from children. All I get are giggles of mirth and and squirms of delight. I know what children like.

~ Roald Dahl

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Natalie gets more than giggles and squirms from children. One time she posted she got vomit, urine, and feces from them - all in a single day. 

(pause)

I bet there were some squirms in that mix, too. Maybe not of delight, though.