Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling "banana" but didn't know how you stopped.
~ Terry Pratchett
- - - - -For some reason lately when I try to type "You rock" to someone, the first thing I type is "You co" Now, fortunately I stop myself before I type and send "You cock." Or maybe I'm about to type "You cork" - transposing the r and the c.
My point is, if I send you a message and say, "You cock" I mean "You rock."
(Michelle was pleased at how she crafted a narrative whereby she could forever get away with calling people derogatory names and they would actually see it as a compliment. Sometimes she was astounded by her own brilliance. Actually, not just sometimes, but often.)
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