A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
~ Arthur Baer
- - - - -"I don't like fences," said the chicken. "They make me feel cooped up."
"I don't like fences, either," said the cow. "They restrict my moovement."
"I also," the horse added, "Do not like fences. In fact, I canter stand them."
"The pig added, "Oink. Oink. Oink." Being a pig and one of the smarter, more enlightened animals he knew it made no sense to complain. Plus he was a bit boared with the conversation.
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