There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
~ Mindy Kaling
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If a librarian says, "SHHHHH" - a word with no vowels - when she's awake, what does she say when she's asleep?
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Nothing.
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Unless she engages in somniloquy.
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And if you don't know what that means, go ask a librarian. Preferably one that is awake.
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