Rooster

Rooster even sings in the morning on which it ends up in the pot.

~ Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

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I want to apologize in advance for something I know is going to happen. I don't know to whom it will happen, but I am positive it will happen.

I often type to people: "You rock!" Unfortunately, for whatever reason, I always try to start the word rock with a C instead of an R. And, I do not start to type "crock."

Anyway, if you're the person (or one of the people) who gets a message from me that says, "You cock!" I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. 

(pause)

Of course now that I've written this, I've set myself up to be able to send the message "accidentally" to people. Clever. I'm so very clever.