Gas

Your old road is rapidly agin'

Please get out of the new on 

if you can't lend a hand

'cause the times, they are a-changin'

~ Bob Dylan

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"Hey! Michelle! Go to that gas station up the road! The gas is $2.59 cheaper!" you scream.

"That gas station is closed and has been for years," I say calmly. "Also," I add, "Please don't scream at me when I'm driving."