Avocado

Call it "Grand Theft Avo."

~ Brian Handwerk, writing about the ease of stealing avocados

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Did you know that another name for avocados is "alligator pears"?! I didn't know that. I feel like I should have known it. I love stuff like that. When I hear it, I always wonder who gave the name out originally. They don't get credit for it. Just like whoever first called raccoons "trash pandas" probably isn't getting credit for it. 

But it's not about the credit, my friends. It's about cool names for things. 

That's all life is really all about. Cool names for things.