Strength

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more.

~ The Writings of Madame Swetchine

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Who would win in a battle between Stretch Armstrong and a Smurf? You might think that Stretch Armstrong would win because he has the word "strong" in his name and he's flexible. However, based on my viewing of documentaries of their lives, the Smurfs seem to stick together and unite, I believe they would defeat Stretch Armstrong.

Then, like hundreds or thousands before them, they would disect Stretch Armstrong to find out what that goo stuff inside of him was. I bet it was poisonous. Or steroid gel.