Garage

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong.

Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

~ Minnie Pearl

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Two things about our garage. One - only one of our garage door openers works. I fixed the broken one once and it worked for quite a while, but now it doesn't work again. And, yes, we've replaced the battery.

Two, the other night the door broke because a bolt fell out on the arm that makes it go up. I was able to fix that.

I wonder if that image on the back of the garage door opener (see photo above) that appears to be the universal sign for "don't let the garage door crush you to death," really helps save lives.