Cake

(photo by Maddie Fowler)

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. 

~ Mitch Hedberg 

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Elizabeth:  I'm not having any babies because of "Cake Boss."

Now, I know this quotation had something to do with a specific episode of "Cake Boss" involving childbirth, however, I am not sure if population control is the primary goal Buddy Valastro has for either his bakery or the television series.

Regardless, I have written to every middle and high school in Iowa to suggest that they incorporate that specific episode of Cake Boss into their sexual education curriculum.  Or home economics.  Either really works.