Neighbors

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it. 

~ Arthur Baer 

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Overheard at "Mother's Steakhouse" in Latimer, IA.

Woman 1:  Hello, neighbor!

Woman 2:  Hello.  I have to run, but I'll see you in church tomorrow.

Woman 1:  Oh, you're coming to church?

Woman 2:  Yes, I'll be there.

Woman 1:  Oh, good.  There'll be room for you.