Donkey

If Jesus were around today he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey.  He'd be taking the plane.  He'd be using the media.

~ Joel Osteen

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I disagree.  I mean, really, neither Joel Osteen nor I know what Jesus would do if he was here today.  I don't think he'd be riding on planes, though.  Just my humble opinion.  I also don't think he'd be wearing a bracelet with the letters, "WWID?"