Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
~ Albert Einstein
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Sara: What is the opposite of commence?
Michelle: Ecnemmoc?
Sara: I think that is the backwards of commence, Michelle. I think. Immense? Portense? I feel like it's an ense word.
Michelle: Discommense? Disco men's?
Sara: Was that and autocorrection?
Michelle: No. I just broke up "discommence."
Sara: Lolololol. Nice work.
Joe: Disco Menace is my favorite band. Just FYI.
Sara: I just googled synonyms for begin and commence is one. See? Confused again. I thought I was a moron.
Joe. We all did, Sara. We. All. DID.
Sara: Shut up, Joe!
Joe: Use your big words, Sara. Just like we practiced.
Michelle: Discommence it, you two!
Sara: Why don't you malleable yourself, Joe?
Joe: I can't anymore. Doctor's orders. I can't ameliorate it any other way.
Sara: More tears. STFU.
Michelle: Plethora agnosticism.
Joe: STFU? Only when you LMNOP.
Michelle: Pythagoras shiatsu.
Joe: Please Ensure Nobody's Incorrect Sara.
Sara: Superdork.
Michelle: Malfeasance epistemology.
Sara: Malfeasance?! That's from Dwight Schrute. Is there a code?
Michelle: I'm just using all the big words I know.
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