Auditorium

Every writer is a frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull.

~ Rod Serling

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A week and a half ago Leslie and I went to see Postmodern Jukebox.  I got tickets from Kirk and Jared for my birthday - which was awesome!  Anyway, the concert was at an arts venue that was apparently a repurposed elementary school.  The concert got started about 30 minutes late.  While we were waiting we ended up coming up with words for special kind of public venues.

Here is a partial list of what we came up with:

Odditorium - that was Leslie's and probably the best of the bunch.

A place where you go to hear concerts, but there aren't any chairs so you just have to kind of hunch down on the ground: squatitorium.

A place where they serve fish: coditorium.

A place where you go to pray: Goditorium.

A place just for women:  Broaditorium.

And then there's - a place where you go to see Bea Arthur...