My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in a lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned to swim. I said, "Mom, the weren't trying to teach you to swim."
~ Paula Poundstone
- - - - - Today is my mom's birthday. I'm really glad she was born. If she hadn't been born, she wouldn't have been able to save me from drowning that one time.
No comments:
Post a Comment