Wax

If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.

~ Benjamin Franklin

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If your head is wax, also don't use a hairdryer. And q-tips might be a challenge. And I'm not sure what would happen if you ever needed a head x-ray (which I'm pretty sure has a different name). 

All that said, you could find you way and be successful in some pretty popular museums.