Octopus

An octopus has eight testicles.

~ Archie Bunker

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I love the octopus. I think it is magical. It looks like it happened by accident, but then was smart enough to avoid getting extincted and now it's around. 

And for you smart-alecks out there who don't think "extincted" is a word, well why don't you just ask Mr. Octopus about that.