Muddlety

Never explain what you do. It speaks for itself. You only muddle it by talking about it.

~ Shel Silverstein

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I have a friend Craig. If he started a town and called it Craigsville, I would hope it would be muddlety. Muddlety isn't a real word. My friend Craig isn't a real person.

(pause)

I'm just kidding. He's real.

Seriously, if I had an imaginary friend, I'd give him a better name than "Craig."