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As the sign over the cash register made clear, the three ways you could get your coffee at Chester's were sweetened, unsweetened, and somewhere else.

~ Amor Towles

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I don't drink coffee. People think that is weird sometimes. The only time I feel like it's weird is when trying to schedule an informal meeting with someone. I don't say, "You want to meet for coffee." If I said that and we met for coffee and I didn't get coffee, they might think I was weird.

Wait. People already think this is weird. 

It is slightly less weird in my mind, though, than saying, "Hey, you wan to meet for juice?"