Buy the ticket. Take the ride.
~ Hunter S. Thompson
- - - - -Leslie invited me to go to "Bright Star" by Steve Martin and Edie Brickell.
My email response.
Me: It's not Edie Brickell. It's Eydie Gorme.
(pause)
Me: And it's not Steve Martin. It's Steve Lawrence.
(longer pause during which I realize I don't know what I'm talking about.)
Me: (trying to cover up that I am an idiot) I make me laugh.
Leslie: (no pause at all) You're an idiot.
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