If an Englishman gets run down by a truck, he apologizes to the truck.
~ Jackie Mason
- - - - -That's not me at all. I'm not an Englishman. If I get run down by a truck, I'm not going to lie to you - I'd probably just die. Well, if "run down by a truck" means what I think it means. Even if I had a few final words, they would NOT be, "Sorry truck."
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