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I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.

~ Franklin Delano Roosevelt

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I know that "History's Mysteries" already exists, but I have some ideas for other types of mysteries:

Consistories Mysteries

Blistery Mysteries

Listerine Mysteries

Sister-y Mysteries

Contradictory Mysteries

Jittery Mysteries

Miss Turrie's Mysteries

Mister E's Mysteries

Ms. Stirry's Mysteries (this one is about a woman who makes a lot of 

                   soups and the show includes a recipe in each episode)

Misery Mysteries

Mystery Misery

Mister Mister

These could all be podcasts or TV shows, but I think they'd be best as books. I think if we got together and wrote them the book of love would open up and let us in.

(pause)

I know there are very few people in the world who will understand that, but they deserve to feel special sometimes, too, so shut up.