Truck

Keeley: Roy, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a bus today, what do I do?

Roy: Go after the bus drive and make him pay for what he did to me. Avenge me, Keeley! AVENGE ME!

~ Ted Lasso

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I don't like it when people say, "You could be hit by a truck tomorrow." They also say it about busses and trains. Why are you wishing that on me? Why would you want me to be run over? How did that even get into your head?

And why is it that there are so many bad drivers out there? It has been a little while ago, but I am almost sure one of the things I learned in driver's education was, "Don't run over people."