Tree

Never complain. Never explain.

~ Katherine Hepburn

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Trees never complain and they never explain. 

But once we learn to speak the language of trees, we will find out much of that is untrue. Especially about the rubber tree. You know that thing is chanting "I'm rubber, your glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!" all the damn time. 

Not only is that annoying to you, you know all the other trees are griping about how annoying it is. Imagine how annoyed they must be!