Meat

Heaven sends us good meat, but the devil sends us cooks.

~ David Garrick

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Woman 1: She didn't like the meal last night. All they had was meat, so --

Woman 2: They own a butcher shop. What did she expect?

Woman 1: I know, but you know how she is. I'm just trying to say --

Woman 2: They sell MEAT.

Woman 1: I know.

Woman 2: For their LIVELIHOOD.

Sidenote: There is nothing in the world that can simultaneously make meatier meals, perfect gravy, AND an appetising beverage.