Saltines

I know people that could serve me canned tuna and Saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table than some people who can cook circles around me. The more you try to impress people, generally, the less you do.

~ Alton Brown

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My dad used to eat kipper snacks and Saltine crackers. I don't remember Alton Brown coming around all that much, but when he did, he certainly seemed to feel at home.