Mask

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth.

~ Oscar Wilde

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You know the story of the Man in the Iron Mask (or at least you should), but have you heard the story of the Man in the Cow Mask? That's what I thought. I'm disappointed in you.

And how many of you have a papier-mâché cow head in your basement?

(pause)

That's what I thought. Get out of here. I don't even know what to say to you.