Bull

I never rode a bull. I'm not that stupid.

~ James Caan

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I bet if you worked at a western bar and were in charge of facilities issues and the main attraction in the bar kept breaking down and you kept asking the owner to replace it with a new one and he wouldn't because he was cheap and he didn't value your time... I bet if that happened, sometimes when you were working on the attraction you would mumble to yourself, "This is mechanical bullshit." But not too loud because the owner might hear you.

Also, I know that's probably a cow in the photo, so shut up.