Fire

No one in need of a rescue gets the savior of her choice. They usually get whoever's closest.

~ J Ryan Stradal

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A lot of times we rescue ourselves. Who is closer to us than us? Unfortunately, we sometimes have to rescue ourselves from problems we created for ourselves. Like accidental arson or mishap murder.

Also, I'd probably watch a show or listen to a podcast called "Mishap Murder."