God

Miracles occur all around us, signs from God show us the way, angels plead to be heard, but we pay little attention to them.

~ Paul Coelho

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I think it is really interesting when people say they know what God thinks, and then they feel compelled to tell other people what God thinks. Sometimes those same people - when someone says, "I know you think that..." - those same people will interrupt the person and say, "Don't tell ME what I think!" 

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I bet God does that a lot. 

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I bet he does that face palm thing a lot, too.