Size

I love to go shopping.  I love to freak out salespeople.  They ask if they can help me and I say, "Have you got anything I would like?"  They ask me what size I need and I say, "Extra medium."

~ Steven Wright

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Overheard...

Person:  I got a big.
Other Person:  That's a big?
Person:  Yes.  A big.
Other Person:  It's a medium.  Why'd you call it a big?
Person:  Because it's bigger than a small.

I think this is an interesting way of looking at the situation.  My question is, "Why didn't you call it a large?"