Storage

The bottom line:  If you want a happier family, bring those skeletons out of the closet.

~ Bruce Feiler

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I think if you're worried about skeletons in your closet, you should just have a small closet.  Like Leslie.  One time she told me, "My closet is rather small. That's because it was built in the 1800s when people had one f***ing outfit."

 

That isn't necessarily a bad thing.  It keeps our secrets to a minimum.  At least if we keep them in a closet, that is.

 

I'm not sure which makes me more uneasy, though...  Skeletons in the closet or a little plastic Santa at the storage facility? 

 

(pause)

 

Who am I kidding?  I'd be freaked out if I found a closet full of skeletons.  Or even full of one skeleton.  Or even a part of a skeleton.  Maybe even a really good sketch of a skeleton.

 

I think I just realized I'm a little afraid of skeletons.