Chickens

When arguing with a chicken, a grain of corn is always wrong.

~ Proverb

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So, when chickens plan a subversive takeover of their home, is it a coop coup? And, if they time it, to see how efficiently they can execute the coup, do they use a coop coup clock? And why are they "chicken coops" and not birdhouses? And, if I am attacked by chickens tonight in my sleep, know that they are on to us.